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Ebay + unemployed time on hands = Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

I have a costume party to go to. Yay. A way to escape the reality of our existance and become someone else for a few measly hours. I've even decided on a costume: and the grand reveal: Alice In Wonderland, original no? The movie was great, but the feelings I have right now about been forced down a wicked rabbit hole with very little say or choice in the matter, that is to say, my life, has affected me somewhat.

We've been instructed to be a person, fictional or non fictional from any time; past, present, future, make believe - you get it. We can't tell anyone who we are either...so lucky you. We've also been instructed that we can't buy the costume or it has to be from charity shops, so I figure Ebay is a kind of charity shop, right?

People upload their crap to offload onto someone else right?

The only thing is, now I have OCD. I Watch but refuse to Bid until the last knockings... we haven't got there yet so it's still very exciting... humm. I know I should get out more.