Must Try Harder (To Be Less Paranoid)

I realise that very few, if any, people in Blogland actually read this so instead will write to myself this one time:

Dear Self,
I understand you have a very busy working life and know you have a full-to-busting social one too (ha!) but please, for the sake of your poor put-upon brain, you must try harder and write your blog.

The reasons are endless. For example: its easy, a highly effectively and selfish way to dispose of your inner most thoughts (almost) anonymously to the world - allowing you to be set free from those tired, ever revolving and evolving thoughts in that somewhat paranoid little mind of yours / ours. It is more than a "diary", it's a sounding board for ideas, anxieties and problems. It even flex's finger muscles by typing and may even lead to the elusive sense of calm and well being you / we/ I so desperately aim toward.

So please, do try to sit down when you have a quiet five, ten or sixty minutes and write here. It will do you the world of good and may even enlighten and entertain those who have the good fortune to stumble upon your soon-to-be up to date blog.

Yours graciously,
Little Red

P.S. That will be the only time I hope to write in third person to myself.

It freaked me out.